2) You wake up naturally by 8:30 AM on weekends
3) You finally understand the appeal of a high thread count
4) You iron your clothes
5) You're especially excited to get the mail on Tuesdays because that's when the coupons and weekly circulars arrive
6) You buy plants (the kind that require water and sun rather than dusting)
7) You fantasize more about the luxurious outdoor living space you walked by rather than the hunky, shirtless runner
2 comments:
You forgot one: you contemplate whether "Depends" is worth it for a few drops.
Yes to the high thread count. And decorating my apartment has become a very satisfactory substitute for fantasizing about men.
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