Sunday, August 10, 2008

Looking for a third date?

Never say either of these statements on the second date:

1. I have two webbed toes on each foot.

2. My mom says hi.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's another one for that probably doesn't work:

I wear size 13 shoe. 13 wide!

Tiffany said...

or an old favorite "oh i'm okay, i just threw up in my mouth a little. anyways..."